their website makes it very easy to pay your bill, but i'm buggered if i can find any way to cancel it. anyway, so while i was searching the web for how i might actually stop paying these people $40 / month for 1000 channels of extremely addictive mind-numbing shite, i found this post on craigslist...
i'll let you know if i fare any better than this guy. to be honest, i'm not +ve that i _can_ match his kung-fu style :)
Time Warner Cable: I got all day
Date: 2005-03-04, 2:56PM EST
In the time it takes me to cancel Time Warner cable, I've managed to: -Read all the top stories on yahoo news -Read every major CL city's RnR for the past few days -Masterbate -Make some coffee -Do yesterday's dishes -Take out the trash -Watch sportscenter -Take a shit -Brush my teeth -Shave -Make out this month's rent check and mail it -Get a slice and eat it -Pickup my laundry -Put away my laundry -Chat with 3 friends on IM -Compose a three paragraph cover letter -Write an email to an old reference -Burn 2 CDs -Name that annoying classical tune blaring while I'm on hold (Liebestraum) -Post this on CL And I'm still on hold. Time Warner, you can't match my kung fu style. I got all day, motherfuckers.
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